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A living, breathing symbol of the incompetence of HoF voters.
A few years ago, I briefly had a roommate from Cincinnati. Nice girl. Redhead. Anyway, one Saturday afternoon she asks me if I would like to try a “Cincinnati Chili”. Now, I had never heard of Cincinnati Chili at that point, and to be honest, I wasn’t sure if it was a type of dish or one of those things you find on urbandictionary.com. Either way, my answer was the same: yes.
Let’s just say, I was not a fan at all. Midwesterners do a lot of things right (BBQ, hot dogs, agriculture, etc.) but they should not be allowed to mess around with pasta.
On to the original professional baseball team, the Red Legs:
Arrivals: 2B Aaron Miles, SS Orlando Cabrera, P Aroldis Chapman
Departures: RP Ramon Ramirez, CF Willy Taveras
Projected 2010 Lineup:
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Name |
Offense |
Fielding |
| 2B |
Brandon Phillips |
8.0 |
7.5 |
| SS |
Orlando Cabrera |
6.5 |
7.5 |
| RF |
Jay Bruce |
8.0 |
7.0 |
| 1B |
Joey Votto |
8.5 |
7.0 |
| 3B |
Scott Rolen |
8.0 |
9.5 |
| LF |
Jonny Gomes |
6.5 |
1.5 |
| C |
Ramon Hernandez |
6.0 |
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| CF |
Drew Stubs |
5.5 |
8.0 |
Projected 2010 Bench:
|
Name |
Offense |
Fielding |
| OF |
Chris Dickerson |
6.5 |
7.5 |
| C |
Ryan Hanigan |
6.0 |
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| IF |
Aaron Miles |
5.5 |
5.0 |
| COF |
Wladimir Balentien |
6.0 |
7.0 |
| IF |
Paul Janish |
3.5 |
7.0 |
I can’t help but laugh at some of these player profiles you read online. Yeah, I realize I’m not exactly Red Smith myself, but please tell me if this profile on Drew Stubbs is not completely ludicrous:
“With Stubbs having the inside track to become the full time center fielder, he could make for a nice late-round surprise come Draft Day. His performance in just a brief stint last season showed that he had the power of a Hanley Ramirez and has the ability to be a speedier version of Nate Mclouth (sic).”
The first sentence? Sure, fine. he’ll probably start. The second sentence is just completely off the wall. Nothing Stubbs has done in the minors or majors indicates that he will ever hit as well as Nate McLouth, and the idea that he could even dream of approaching Hanley’s power (career .531 SLG%) is hilarious.
The top of this lineup is fine, and the bottom should hold their own (even if Stubbs fails to hit like Hanley Ramirez) in a division that is not as strong as it once was.
Projected 2010 Rotation:
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Name |
Pitching |
| SP1 |
Aaron Harang |
7.5 |
| SP2 |
Johnny Cueto |
8.0 |
| SP3 |
Bronson Arroyo |
6.0 |
| SP4 |
Homer Bailey |
7.5 |
| SP5 |
Micah Owings |
4.0 |
The Reds actually have a fairly deep core of starting pitchers, if you consider staff ace Edinson Volquez, who will return at some point after the All-Star break, and Cuban flamethrower Aroldis Chapman, who will probably begin his career in the minors but will not be denied for long. The 5th spot is up for grabs; consider Owings a default entry, as he is one of the more experienced guys competing for that job.
Projected 2010 Bullpen:
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Name |
Pitching |
| MR |
Nick Masset |
7.0 |
| MR |
Arthur Rhodes |
7.0 |
| MR |
Jared Burton |
7.0 |
| MR |
Daniel Herrera |
6.0 |
| MR |
Mike Lincoln |
4.0 |
| MR |
Matt Maloney |
4.5 |
| CL |
Francisco Cordero |
8.0 |
The bullpen is far from decided at this point. Maloney and Lincoln will both be vying for that 5th rotation spot, but neither one is a guarantee to make the staff. Herrera, Rhodes, and Masset all were excellent in 2009 with microscopic ERAs, but none of them are really dominant relievers, and should probably bet on regressing to the mean this season.
Overall, Cincinnati has a solid young team with plenty of guys who could break out. If lightning strikes in the right spots, I could see them becoming a Cindarella contender in the NL Central.
Team score: 6.71