Philadelphia and Florida
Today is what MLB Audio was made for.
Of course the game I am most interested in is on ESPN, so I’m not really getting my $15 worth right now, but I digress.
The Philadelphia Phillies have been completely dominated by the Florida Marlins over the last two seasons. Really, it defies explanation too, because later the Phyllis (arguably) were better, and this year, on paper, they are also superior. Not only that, but the last two years during spring training, the teams have had a brush up involving some high and tight pitches. Do you know what that makes the Marlins/Phillies?
A pretty bitter rivalry.
In one corner is the upstart franchise with two winning seasons to its credit…And two World Championships.
In the other, is a long standing franchise marked by incompetence, cheapness, and has one World Championship since 1883.
The Marlins are a media darling, have young, fast, exciting players, and young flashy pitchers. The Phillies have a bunch of #2 starters and sluggers who walk and strike out. The Marlins have a diverse roster. The Phillies have finally dug out from the hole of being the last National League team to intergrate. The Marlins have a likeable, old folkesy manager (Jack McKeon). The Phillies have a fiery asshole (Larry Bowa). The Marlins play in a huge, multipurpose football stadium. The Phillies play in a nice, new mallpark.
The teams really couldn’t be more different.
“So Jeff,” you say. “It sounds like you are really bashing on the Phillies.”
I reply: “Perhaps, but I really can’t ever root for the Marlins.”
The Marlins are run by Jeffrey Loria, who is probably as despicable a human being as you can be in modern baseball and not be named ‘Rose’. That, and Juan Pierre pisses me off. Jim Thome and Bobby Abreu are two of my favorite players. And my team hasn’t won in over 80 years. You better believe I’m not going to like the team that’s won twice since 1996.
By the way, if you see this and get a chance to watch the game, flip it on. Brett Meyers gave up a home run to Mike Redmond. The next pitch was over thrown and came up an in to Alex “Florida” Gonzalez. Todd Pratt was walking out to the mound. Gonzalez said something and Pratt flipped out. Benches clear, Pratt and Gonzalez threw punches that didn’t connect, and were bounced from the game. Benches warned. Bowa talks to the umpire, McKeon watches and wishes for oatmeal. Order restored.
It’s 4-2 Marlins as pitcher Darren Oliver (yes, I still get nightmares) singles in Redmond.