Today, I was hit with my unique brand of writer’s block, so I asked the SoSH chatroom what I should write about. The ideas they had were ok, but I didn’t think I could spin a column out of them.
Therefore, what you are getting is topic ideas, and my terse reply. This is what makes Dewey’s House the Official Blog of the People. So much so, that ODB will ramble about it next time he’s at the Grammy’s, is cracked out, and wants to make RZA’s life a living hell.
I’m very white, by the way.
The Mets trading Kazmir
He’s one of the best prospects in baseball, and he was traded for Victor Zambrano? In terms of value, the Mets paid a steep price for a guy that will probably be a 4th starter.
Young pitchers are hard to project. Kazmir is slightly built, and might actually be destined to be a closer, but man, can he throw. Sometimes things just fall into your lap. Chuck LaMarr should put a picture of Jim Duquette up in his office.
Am I the last one to hear that Jimmy Anderson was traded?
Probably not, but the king of the mediocre Sox, Jimmy Anderson, was traded back to the Cubs. That means for a few weeks of Anderson, the Red Sox gave the Cubs non-prospect Andrew Shipley.
If Anderson is essentially traded for himself, does anyone care?
Just do what every blog does. Bitch about the Twins
Terry Ryan is overrated, and the team is the best in a crap division. They might have the best pitching staff in the AL. Their offense has been upgraded with Monreau, who will be a stud.
Gardenhire seems to be Tom Kelly’s understudy in getting under people’s skin, as he has exchanged words with Doug Mientkiewicz, and Jacque Jones.
Johan Santana is scary good.
The End of an Error
I guess this ment that in jettosing Garciaparra for Cabrera and Mientkiewicz, we upgraded defense. The Sox have committed five errors in the last 12 games, for two unearned runs.
Sweet.
Top 10 Reasons Dale Sveum is a douchebag
10. His name is pronounced Swain. It’s spelled Sveum.
9. He was on the 1998 Yankees
8. He hung Bellhorn out to dry against the Royals.
7. He looks like a shady poolhall attendant
6. He didn’t stick the screwdriver in his eye. He made Lynn Jones go first.
5. The way he got Dave Roberts, Jason Varitek, and Kevin Millar thrown out at home by Rocco Baldelli in the span of eight days.
4. Career on base percentage of .298, but he had a 12 year career.
3. He was traded for Bruce Ruffin and Keith Shepherd. That jerk.
2. The way his uniform top is too big so it tapers off at the belt. Numbers should be straight, not turning in.
1. The fact that he replaced Mike Cubbage, one of the best third base coaches in baseball.
Why did it take Pedro 4 years to throw a shutout?
In 2001, he missed most of the year. In 2002 and 2003, his shoulder was protected. And he’s a Dominican pansy, according to Dan Shaughnessy.
How did OC hit so well last year? Was it Vlad?
Fluke I suppose. I don’t buy protection theories, so I don’t know. He seems to be one of those every-other players, vacillating between good and bad. They should figure that out if they want to resign him for next year.
2005 will be a “good” if the pattern holds.
Why do people hate me?
Because you hooked up with Dale Sveum. You harlot.
Wow, I hope it this piece comes off as awkward as I think it will. The Official Red Sox Blog of the People owes that to it’s readers.