Recap part 2
I am throwing up a recap too….
Last night the Red Sox won a game they absolutely should have won though very easily could have lost. They hit an unspectacular .192/.344/.385 on the night, a downright Ruthean line however when compared to the puny .098/.176/.129 put up by their counterparts in green and gold. The teams’ respective strengths and weaknesses were on full display all night long. The A’s pitched pretty well, fielded excellently and featured an anemic offense. The Red Sox pitched the ball well, put runners on all night, had a tough time scoring them and fielded like a bunch of asshats.
The Red Sox allowed a run because of poor fielding in the first and got out of the inning thanks to a bit of good fortune. Boston’s starter, Bronson Arroyo, walked Oaklnad leadoff man Mark Kotsay to start the game. He then struck out Mark Ellis before yielding a single to Eric Chavez. With men on the corners and one out, Erubiel Durazo hit a hard grounder right to first-baseman Kevin Millar for what really was a taylor made double play ball. Inexplicably, Millar threw home…from a knee…as the momentum of the grounder (8 inches to his right) tipped him over on his right side – all the more reason to go to 2nd with it. The throw plateward was 5 feet wide of home and short-hopped Jason Varitek to boot. Bobby Kielty roped the next pitch from Arroyo, only to have it end up in Millar’s glove for a lineout. Scott Hatteberg flew out to end the threat.
The Red Sox would pressure Oakland all evening long but until the ninth inning could only muster a run on a Johnny Damon 2-out single that plated Edgar Renteria in the 5th. Double plays plagued the Sox all game as David Ortiz grounded into two of them, while Bill Mueller and Jay Payton (in a pinch hitting role) each grounded into one as well. Four double plays in a game is a remarkable total and will stall any offense.
What the hell can we say about Johnny Damon? He was 3 for 3 with a walk last night and is now hitting an unbelievable .387/.422/.511on the season. The walk rate and high batting average suggests it is somewhat of a mirage but who cares at this point? The guy is getting it done and should be commended for it. Some of his lineup mates ought to send him a fruit basket, a bean pie or at least a lap dance for carrying them as he has.
After the first inning, Bronson Arroyo really settled down. He retired 15 of 16 batters he faced between the second and the sixth, yielding no hits and just a walk to Scott Hatteberg in the process. The seventh was weird. In a 1-1 game, Arroyo gave up a deep, wall-ball double to Bobby Kielty on a pitch he left up in the zone to lead off the inning. Scott Hatteberg followed with an infield single that Arroyo really should have fielded himself. Arroyo then got Eric Byrnes to strikeout before he made his second, more costly fielding blunder of the inning. Adam Melheuse tapped a ball right back to him with men on first and third. Arroyo fielded the ball, looked at Kielty at third and then threw to first base. Two problems. One, Arroyo might as well not have looked because what he saw did not inspire him to make the correct play. Kielty was breaking home the whole time and even though Arroyo saw this, he turned to his left and threw to first. The second problem was that our power hitting first baseman failed to place his left foot on first base as he received Bronson Arroyo’s throw, instead deciding to place it a foot or so in front of the base. So on a tapper back to the mound with men on first and third with one out in a tie game in the seventh, the Red Sox failed to record an out. Fortunately, no more damage would be done that inning.
The most standard rules of human behavioral ethics prevent me from repeating here some of the things I was saying about Millar at this point of the game. He had made two plays, throwing to the wrong base and failing to touch first base on a ground ball, that would be considered wholly unacceptable for a Pony League first baseman. How can a player so devoid of the basic skills needed to be an acceptable first baseman, both at the plate and with the glove, also lack baseball instincts? I mean Doug Mientkiewicz sucks and so does John Olerud but neither will kill you with recurring brain farts.
The A’s clung to their lead thanks to some masterful pitching from their promising reliever, Huston Street. Octavio Dotel took the ball to nail down the save in the ninth. I happened to be talking to Jeff over Instant Messenger at the start of the inning and when I saw that Millar would be the third batter to face Dotel, I said to Jeff, “if he sees 4 pitches from Dotel it will be a moral victory”. After all, Millar had been made to look foolish by Huston Street earlier in the game and the nastiest righthanders tend to have their way with him anyway. Well after a David Ortiz walk with one out he would see five pitches, not four, and notch not just a moral victory, but a real victory for the Boston Red Sox as he launched Dotel’s fifth offering to him into the Green Monster seats. The Red Sox had won, 3-2.
Such is life rooting for a team with Kevin Millar on it. I have gone from loving him (Apr. thru Jun. 2003), to tiring of him (Jul. thru Oct. 2003), to actually hating him (Apr. thru Jun. 2004), to gaining a new appreciation for him (Jul. thru Oct. 2004), to mocking him every opportunity I get (Apr. thru mid-May 2005). I think I maybe just ought to chill out…
…at least for the next two weeks or so as he hits .500/.700/1.300.
Day ball today, friends, and it sure is gorgeous out. Enjoy!

