Funny Stuff
I have to admit that snark is one of my guilty pleasures. Yes, it’s generally unattractive and unless pulled off with wit and in good fun can come across as awfully arrogant. That said, I still really appreciate well-done snark, which is exactly what Alan Schwartz manages in his latest piece on the Florida Marlins for espn.com. If you have a little wise ass in ya, I guarantee you too will like the article.
If Cabrera does not play third, look out for Wes Helms — particularly if you sit behind first base.
Making a trade for a center fielder (say, Tampa Bay’s Joey Gathright) would solve several issues, the first being that convention mandates you have one.
Veteran righty Brian Moehler (6-12, 4.55 in cavernous Dolphins Stadium) rarely falls down on the mound, earning him the No. 2 spot.
Enjoy!