10/14/2007

The List of Things That Are Not Left-Handed Specialists

Filed under: — Jimmy @ 11:19 am

In case anyone was interested, here is the latest update to the official list of things that should not be relied upon to get left-handed hitters out in tough situations.

The Official List of Things That Are Not Left-Handed Specialists.

  • Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen
  • A burlap sack containing jasmine rice
  • The Canadian province of Nunavut
  • Spider crabs (Libinia emarginata)
  • A blue 2003 Dodge Stratus
  • Boston Red Sox pitcher Javier Lopez
  • The IKEA furniture superstore in Stoughton, MA
  • Grape soda
  • Confederate Army general Stonewall Jackson
  • The color orange

That is all.

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