Becktoberfest
Josh Beckett’s career numbers in the playoffs:
65.2 innings
34 hits
73 strikeouts
13 walks
0.71 WHIP
1.78 ERA
17 liters of water transfrormed into wine
12 insanely hot female country singers penetrated
4 lepers healed
472 slaves led out of Egypt
32 kittens removed from trees
…and counting.