4/27/2008

“Irwined”

Filed under: — Jimmy @ 2:36 pm

Irwin
Ir - win
Inrwined, Irwining
-verb (used with object)

1. To be unexpectedly killed by a fish in the ray family of fishes.
The unfortunate man was Irwined by a stingray while diving off the coast of Key Largo.

2. To be swept in a three game series against the lowly Tampa Bay Rays.
The Red Sox were hitting like the Rockford Peaches, and were Irwined for the first time in history today.

2 Responses to ““Irwined””

  1. Anon Says:

    This is sick. Steve Irwin and the Red Sox are in different leagues. And appear on different TV channels.

  2. Suldog Says:

    Clever coinage.

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