How to Spot a Moronic Red Sox Fan
1. If you hear someone complaining about J.D. Drew’s lack of one of the following: heart, fire, balls, guts, spunk, moxie, grit, willingness to get his uniform dirty, pezazz, spirit, courage, fight, spine, sack, spark, pluck, nerve, gleam, sheen, get up and go, passion, fervor, or fortitude…
2. If you hear someone comparing Trot Nixon favorably to J.D. Drew…
3. If you hear someone claiming that J.D. Drew should just tough out minor afflictions such as vertigo…
…you might be listening to a moronic Red Sox fan. You are advised to disregard whatever they say in the future as mindless drivel, and you should probably cease all future associations with this person.
Kali-Mah!
The “Man With No Heart” is now hitting .318/.417/.509 on the season.
Hilarious.
Looks great with the guy from indiana jones in the background. Kalima :)