“B” Lineup Plays “F” Game
The Red Sox, featuring a lineup that would make Kenesaw Mountain Landis draw a circle around Terry Francona’s face in the team photo, were completely shut down by Oakland rookie pitcher Brett Anderson.
The amazing thing about this is Brett Anderson’s age: 12. Brett Anderson is only 12 years old. General Manager Billy Beane and Anderson’s dad have agreed to not allow Brett to throw curveballs until his 15th birthday, in an effort to preserve the young phenom’s shoulder.

"My parents are away tonight. Let's watch Cinemax."
In better news, SS Jed Lowrie continued his minor league rehab, and went 3-5 with a double for the Portland Sea Dogs. In addition to this, Mike Lowell appears to be feeling good and is hitting off a tee after he was “lubricated”.
Depending on how quickly these guys can return, the next stretch of baseball could be torturous considering the dearth of infielders.
As much as I enjoy seeing a dark horse like Aaron Bates finally make his MLB debut, and I certainly appreciate the fact that he looks like a raccoon, I’d rather not see him get many more plate appearances for the big club right now. Let him handle himself in AAA first.
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Check out T-Ric’s piece on the revolving door lead-off spot here.
