Dry Heat Kills Brain Cells
Arizona. A lovely place where water and non-cactoid flora are sparse.
And so is intelligence.
I’m sure you’ve heard the news of the three-team deal sending Curtis Granderson to the Yankees, a bunch of good young players to Detroit, and…wait for it, wait for it…Edwin Jackson and Ian Kennedy to the Diamondbacks! If I could add music to this blog, you would be hearing a trumpet bleating “wah wah wahhhhhhhh” right now.
The way this trade nets out, Arizona essentially just traded two good, young pitchers for two different pitchers who are not as good and not as young. As a result, the Yankees acquire a player who has a PhD in “Hitting Cheap Home Runs Over a Right Field Fence Located 150 Feet From Home Plate”-Ology.
Memo to Arizona GM Josh Byrnes (a Red Sox alum, oddly enough) thanks for taking the time to improve our competitors at virtually no cost to them. No, really. Thanks.
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Okay, now I’m ready for 2010 to begin. Granderson is a very exciting player. Thrilling isn’t? Thanks for sharing. By the way, Premio Foods is giving away exclusive gifts whenever your favorite team wins. See for yourself. Enjoy!
Hi, thanks for posting this article.